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In Defense of Being Pretentious—That Is, Matty Healy
In Defense of Being Pretentious—That Is, Matty Healy
The Definitive Nepotism Baby Tier List
a NAR Collaboration
n the eloquent words of Lily-Rose Depp, “If somebody’s mom or dad is a doctor, and then the kid becomes a doctor, you’re not going to be like, ‘Well, you’re only a doctor because your parent is a doctor.’ It’s like, ‘No, I went to medical school and trained.’” This tone-deaf and downright idiotic statement prompted members of the North Avenue Review to put together a definitive ranking of Hollywood children’s best, brightest, and luckiest.
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Disclaimer: These rankings reflect the opinions of NAR staff and are not subject to defamation lawsuits…
but if you disagree with us you’re wrong.
S Tier
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Tracee Ellis Ross
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Laura Dern
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Sofia Coppola
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Jamie Lee Curtis
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Liza Minelli
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Carrie Fischer
A Tier
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Miley Cyrus
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Rashida Jones
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Enrique Iglesias
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Angelina Jolie
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Chris Pine
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Dakota Johnson
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Gwyneth Paltrow
B Tier
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Zoe Kravitz
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Kate Hudson
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Bryce Dallas Howard
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Dan Levy
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Emma Roberts
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Willow Smith
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Jaden Smith
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Bill Skarsgård
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Alexander Skarsgård
C Tier
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Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Lily Collins
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Wyatt Russell
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Maya Rudolph
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Clairo
D Tier
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Margaret Qualley
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Liv Tyler
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Gracie Abrams
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Maude Apatow
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Maya Hawke
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Billie Lourd
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Jack Quaid
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Zoey Deutch
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Scott Eastwood
E Tier
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Kaia Gerber
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Iris Law
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Sofia Richie
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Kendall Jenner
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Kylie Jenner
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Brooklyn Beckham
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Lily-Rose Depp
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Lourdes Leon
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Hailey Bieber
F Tier
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Olivia Jade
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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